from Dylan Thomas

Somebody's boring me. I think it's me.

from Tucker Max (no, seriously, I'm shocked too)

Ladies, let me give you some advice. You can throw all your stupid fucking chick-lit, self-help, why-doesn’t-he-love-me books out, because this is all you need to know: Men will treat you the way you let them. There is no such thing as “deserving” respect; you get what you demand from people. Let a guy fuck you in the ass, come on your back, drink all your beer and then leave, and he’ll do it. But if you demand respect, he will either respect you or he won’t associate with you. It really is that simple.

from the NYTimes.com

That led to their reworking of Mr. Dodson’s rant as “The Bed Intruder Song,” which has now been seen more than 10 million times on YouTube and reached No. 3 on the iTunes R&B chart.

from a fortune cookie fortune I found on the floor of Lawrence terrace level

Our first and last love is...self-love.

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from my DDD sister Symone Jackson, concerning original sin

Yeah but I don't have it cause I was...what's it called, cesarean
section.

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from Robert Heinlein

Progress isn't made by early risers. It's made by lazy men trying to find easier ways to do something.

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from my DDD sister Symone Jackson, concerning people who need to hurry up

Unless you're in the bathroom. Don't push too hard!

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